You: Yes.
or how about...
Your Wife: Honey, do these pants make me look fat?
You: No honey, it's you being fat that makes you look fat?
Both of these are worthy answers when dealing with a wife or girlfriend whose body weight has increased to an unacceptable size. Now let's entertain a different and far more common scenario.
Your Wife: Honey, do these pants make me look fat?
You: (Gulp)...No honey...you look amazing.......
You sir, have just told a lie. A lie that will snowball into a life of domestic servitude to a close cousin of Jabba the Hutt. She now owns a piece of your soul and almost all of your manhood. She will continue to satisfy her overwhelming hunger for all things greasy. You will slave away for the remainder of your life, forced to "make love" to her at her bidding. You will join others in the walk of shame as you meander through the mall with her three feet in tow, praying that nobody recognizes her as your wife. Worry not, my unfortunate friend, for she will remind you as soon as you get home.....
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This doomsday scenario can be avoided. I understand that you do not want to hurt the feelings of the woman you "love", but a small dose of brutal honesty can and will go a long way. Your brutal honesty will either encourage her to invest more time and love into her physical appearance, or she will see you for the uncaring asshole that you are, and leave you. Regardless, either of these scenarios are far superior to a life of servitude to an ungrateful and disgusting blob
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